Mass Rapid Transit madness
I believe many of us who commuteto school or work by MRT would have experienced or seen at least one of the incidents that I would be bringing up..
1) I shall start of with the most common scene during the peak hours. Usually when we are waiting for the train to arrive we would be standing at the sides of the door.. recap.. I said ‘usually’. however, some ppl especially the middle age women who belongs to the ah soh category are damn astonishing lol.. you noe they are really so tired and \/\/ that they have to grab a seat the minute the train pulls over.. so these ah sohs will stand not at the side of the door but smack in the middle where the door opens up.. then they would be the first person to rush into the car.. HELLO if I don’t friggin get my ass out how are u friggin gonna get a seat.. I would then have to put my strong shoulders to good use.. fark care their fragile brittle bones and push my way out..knocking as many of them as I could.=D
2) when the train its damn packed and u have to stand or sit so close to each other you had better pray its early in the morning when everyone is cleanly washed up .. however, the not so lucky u may be caught in the sardine packed carriage in mid day when the school boys just finished their soccer game or in the evening when the middle aged men had just knocked off.. what may seem to smell like rotten garlic, clogged sewage is actually not rotten garlic neither is it the clogged sewage.. These men are giving off their so called “ nan ren wei” which will NV attract any potential girls/ladies ard.. Please! Calling out to pple who are caught in such situations.. BE brave stand up like literally for urself.. move away and take a breather.. dun say paiseh or wad later faint u noe wads paiseh..
3) When the car is already damn packed during the peak hours some ppl who really think they can still squeeze in will keep pushing AND pushing. My fren who stands at above 1.8m encountered this. He was leaning against the glass panel and seeing that theres really no space left he had to block out the guy who seem so desperate to get into the train. However, to his surprise the very desperate man charged at him and made him fall str8 into the crowd.. Ahhhs and Oooohs echoed ard him haha.. Not a pushover, he immediately stood up.. gave the guy a push and successfully shoved himout of the train.. Then, as the door was going to close signaled by the ‘didididi’ sound, he frantically stepped back into the train. A heated argument arose.
My fren: you rushing to hell? The next train is only 4 mins later
.Desperate man: I was in a rusT ( he has a short tongue LOL)
BUt to push someone you must bear in mind tt you must have the LIAO in order to do so.. if not..
according to suuch..
suching- : or else newton 3rd law, reaction force, kanna push back again..
4) When you’re along on the train during peak hours.. you have no choice but to stand close and I mean close enuff to XXXXX.. u better pray tt nth would happen to u haha. Another of my fren.. being caught in tt situation was violated by a farking disgusting smelly cao ah neh. She felt sth rubbing her butt.. at first she dint noe whether it was his bag or wad so she ignored. but 'IT" kept rubbing and rubbing her so she turned ard and he used a plastic bag to cover tt part..(he was having a freaking erection under the eyes of so many pple!!!!) but she was thinking it might be the plastic bag.. she dint dare to confront that person having prior experience of wronging someone for touching her... however, it was when she felt it at her crotch tt she realized tt sth was really amiss.. hence she pushed and elbowed the ppl ard her to move away from tt repulsive man.. while doing so she kena-ed a loud ‘zek’ by this AH SOH/AHMA.. wah liao.. so poorthing already still kena zek zek argh.. this shameless ah bu nehneh followed her somemore wtf.. rub and rub I dunno if she elbowed him or wad den he quickly got off the train.. my fren might have accidentally rubbed him to rouse tt disgusting thought but STILL its damn wrong..
WAH PLEASE everyone..u should always stand up for urself man.. if not u would be so pissed after that and might even cry ( yes, and she went home to cry)..
Don’t ever di tou to er shi li.. lol
What u should have done..
u MUST let everyone ard u noe tt you’re being violated!!
Eg. STOP RUBBING!! U PERVERT.. EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM HES HAVING A FREAKING ERECTION.. next alert the SMRT ppl in green..
I understand that some ppl may be so frightened that they wouldn’t noe how to react so im sharing this story next time u will noe exactly what to do.. dun go home.. feel gek and cry.. and also to prevent more ppl from falling prey to such beasts..
Righteous YOGI and booboo
1) I shall start of with the most common scene during the peak hours. Usually when we are waiting for the train to arrive we would be standing at the sides of the door.. recap.. I said ‘usually’. however, some ppl especially the middle age women who belongs to the ah soh category are damn astonishing lol.. you noe they are really so tired and \/\/ that they have to grab a seat the minute the train pulls over.. so these ah sohs will stand not at the side of the door but smack in the middle where the door opens up.. then they would be the first person to rush into the car.. HELLO if I don’t friggin get my ass out how are u friggin gonna get a seat.. I would then have to put my strong shoulders to good use.. fark care their fragile brittle bones and push my way out..knocking as many of them as I could.=D
2) when the train its damn packed and u have to stand or sit so close to each other you had better pray its early in the morning when everyone is cleanly washed up .. however, the not so lucky u may be caught in the sardine packed carriage in mid day when the school boys just finished their soccer game or in the evening when the middle aged men had just knocked off.. what may seem to smell like rotten garlic, clogged sewage is actually not rotten garlic neither is it the clogged sewage.. These men are giving off their so called “ nan ren wei” which will NV attract any potential girls/ladies ard.. Please! Calling out to pple who are caught in such situations.. BE brave stand up like literally for urself.. move away and take a breather.. dun say paiseh or wad later faint u noe wads paiseh..
3) When the car is already damn packed during the peak hours some ppl who really think they can still squeeze in will keep pushing AND pushing. My fren who stands at above 1.8m encountered this. He was leaning against the glass panel and seeing that theres really no space left he had to block out the guy who seem so desperate to get into the train. However, to his surprise the very desperate man charged at him and made him fall str8 into the crowd.. Ahhhs and Oooohs echoed ard him haha.. Not a pushover, he immediately stood up.. gave the guy a push and successfully shoved himout of the train.. Then, as the door was going to close signaled by the ‘didididi’ sound, he frantically stepped back into the train. A heated argument arose.
My fren: you rushing to hell? The next train is only 4 mins later
.Desperate man: I was in a rusT ( he has a short tongue LOL)
BUt to push someone you must bear in mind tt you must have the LIAO in order to do so.. if not..
according to suuch..
suching- : or else newton 3rd law, reaction force, kanna push back again..
4) When you’re along on the train during peak hours.. you have no choice but to stand close and I mean close enuff to XXXXX.. u better pray tt nth would happen to u haha. Another of my fren.. being caught in tt situation was violated by a farking disgusting smelly cao ah neh. She felt sth rubbing her butt.. at first she dint noe whether it was his bag or wad so she ignored. but 'IT" kept rubbing and rubbing her so she turned ard and he used a plastic bag to cover tt part..(he was having a freaking erection under the eyes of so many pple!!!!) but she was thinking it might be the plastic bag.. she dint dare to confront that person having prior experience of wronging someone for touching her... however, it was when she felt it at her crotch tt she realized tt sth was really amiss.. hence she pushed and elbowed the ppl ard her to move away from tt repulsive man.. while doing so she kena-ed a loud ‘zek’ by this AH SOH/AHMA.. wah liao.. so poorthing already still kena zek zek argh.. this shameless ah bu nehneh followed her somemore wtf.. rub and rub I dunno if she elbowed him or wad den he quickly got off the train.. my fren might have accidentally rubbed him to rouse tt disgusting thought but STILL its damn wrong..
WAH PLEASE everyone..u should always stand up for urself man.. if not u would be so pissed after that and might even cry ( yes, and she went home to cry)..
Don’t ever di tou to er shi li.. lol
What u should have done..
u MUST let everyone ard u noe tt you’re being violated!!
Eg. STOP RUBBING!! U PERVERT.. EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM HES HAVING A FREAKING ERECTION.. next alert the SMRT ppl in green..
I understand that some ppl may be so frightened that they wouldn’t noe how to react so im sharing this story next time u will noe exactly what to do.. dun go home.. feel gek and cry.. and also to prevent more ppl from falling prey to such beasts..
Righteous YOGI and booboo
posted by :::prettiest::: @ Friday, September 08, 2006
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