Peachybitchy babes: September 2006

ASSHOLES!!!!

my project mates damn ass a hole

u noe we suppose to do a transcript for this guest speaker today

den initially no one bothers to find any recording device

so finally ccant take it i took the effort to go find den later manage to got one

but damn sway no batt

den u noe even b4 the talk start rite no one bother to come n gather or like say is everyhting okie

even when its damn screwed rite no batt dun bother also lehz

they think got some angel will fly down n help them record man!

den end up i type the whole dialogue session all e way frm 6 - 745

20 0ver pages long

den this stupid ger after that walk over n say

oh thats the transcript ar

i feel like slapping her!

DAMN IRRITATING

i told sheryl i gonna post in the forum n beg the prof to juz penalize all of us

fail our paper better still ROARRRRR***>>>>>>>>>>>>>

damn pissed off choo

OMG HOLIDAYS

OMG!!!!! my fren maybe we all noe her.. u noe huizhen aka joey 4/s one.. wah liao she went HK and she saw all my loves~~~ daniel wu louis koo tao da yu and the JIU DIAN FENG YUN's WONG KAI KIT( wu zhuo yi).... OMG .. i oso wanna goooooooo.. argh....
jan in bkk? maybe see tae.....

ivan simply has no talent in hula hoops.. says:
i tnk u go bangkok is wrong decision
sT is FAT LAZY yogi bear.. says:
haha
sT is FAT LAZY yogi bear.. says:
maybe see tae
ivan simply has no talent in hula hoops.. says:
i tink more chance to see ongbak
ivan simply has no talent in hula hoops.. says:
HAHAH
sT is FAT LAZY yogi bear.. says:
hahahaha

Cuties from hell

Hello everyone!! hows it going??

My one week break ends today. Super sian. spend my one week teaching these two little boys from sydney how to swim. I didn do much teaching though, suffering many kicks in the stomach and screams in my face. DUno if they aired SUper Nanny in Singapore. if they did, this two boys are like those uncontrollable children. on the last day, their mum also give up.. ask me to take control and she went into a concern.
BUt i think after this two. i can teach any children and my patience improve like ten zillion times la. haha..

anyway.. had frens over yesterday and they were thinkin of english names for me.. so wat u are think of claire?? claire Ong. can ?? tell me wat all think leh?? haha.. sooner or later a english name will be easier lah.. let me know okie??hehe

take care all...

to all(ladies esp): if u thought click was movie of the yr.. den its time for a reassessment.. the devil wears prada touches on the same aspect in life minus the cliche primary school ending plus the pretty clothes and models inside!! woohooooo ting...

Mass Rapid Transit madness

I believe many of us who commuteto school or work by MRT would have experienced or seen at least one of the incidents that I would be bringing up..

1) I shall start of with the most common scene during the peak hours. Usually when we are waiting for the train to arrive we would be standing at the sides of the door.. recap.. I said ‘usually’. however, some ppl especially the middle age women who belongs to the ah soh category are damn astonishing lol.. you noe they are really so tired and \/\/ that they have to grab a seat the minute the train pulls over.. so these ah sohs will stand not at the side of the door but smack in the middle where the door opens up.. then they would be the first person to rush into the car.. HELLO if I don’t friggin get my ass out how are u friggin gonna get a seat.. I would then have to put my strong shoulders to good use.. fark care their fragile brittle bones and push my way out..knocking as many of them as I could.=D

2) when the train its damn packed and u have to stand or sit so close to each other you had better pray its early in the morning when everyone is cleanly washed up .. however, the not so lucky u may be caught in the sardine packed carriage in mid day when the school boys just finished their soccer game or in the evening when the middle aged men had just knocked off.. what may seem to smell like rotten garlic, clogged sewage is actually not rotten garlic neither is it the clogged sewage.. These men are giving off their so called “ nan ren wei” which will NV attract any potential girls/ladies ard.. Please! Calling out to pple who are caught in such situations.. BE brave stand up like literally for urself.. move away and take a breather.. dun say paiseh or wad later faint u noe wads paiseh..

3) When the car is already damn packed during the peak hours some ppl who really think they can still squeeze in will keep pushing AND pushing. My fren who stands at above 1.8m encountered this. He was leaning against the glass panel and seeing that theres really no space left he had to block out the guy who seem so desperate to get into the train. However, to his surprise the very desperate man charged at him and made him fall str8 into the crowd.. Ahhhs and Oooohs echoed ard him haha.. Not a pushover, he immediately stood up.. gave the guy a push and successfully shoved himout of the train.. Then, as the door was going to close signaled by the ‘didididi’ sound, he frantically stepped back into the train. A heated argument arose.
My fren: you rushing to hell? The next train is only 4 mins later
.Desperate man: I was in a rusT ( he has a short tongue LOL)
BUt to push someone you must bear in mind tt you must have the LIAO in order to do so.. if not..
according to suuch..
suching- : or else newton 3rd law, reaction force, kanna push back again..

4) When you’re along on the train during peak hours.. you have no choice but to stand close and I mean close enuff to XXXXX.. u better pray tt nth would happen to u haha. Another of my fren.. being caught in tt situation was violated by a farking disgusting smelly cao ah neh. She felt sth rubbing her butt.. at first she dint noe whether it was his bag or wad so she ignored. but 'IT" kept rubbing and rubbing her so she turned ard and he used a plastic bag to cover tt part..(he was having a freaking erection under the eyes of so many pple!!!!) but she was thinking it might be the plastic bag.. she dint dare to confront that person having prior experience of wronging someone for touching her... however, it was when she felt it at her crotch tt she realized tt sth was really amiss.. hence she pushed and elbowed the ppl ard her to move away from tt repulsive man.. while doing so she kena-ed a loud ‘zek’ by this AH SOH/AHMA.. wah liao.. so poorthing already still kena zek zek argh.. this shameless ah bu nehneh followed her somemore wtf.. rub and rub I dunno if she elbowed him or wad den he quickly got off the train.. my fren might have accidentally rubbed him to rouse tt disgusting thought but STILL its damn wrong..
WAH PLEASE everyone..u should always stand up for urself man.. if not u would be so pissed after that and might even cry ( yes, and she went home to cry)..
Don’t ever di tou to er shi li.. lol
What u should have done..
u MUST let everyone ard u noe tt you’re being violated!!
Eg. STOP RUBBING!! U PERVERT.. EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM HES HAVING A FREAKING ERECTION.. next alert the SMRT ppl in green..

I understand that some ppl may be so frightened that they wouldn’t noe how to react so im sharing this story next time u will noe exactly what to do.. dun go home.. feel gek and cry.. and also to prevent more ppl from falling prey to such beasts..

Righteous YOGI and booboo

Mi Lu Bing - GrandFinal [Yong Qi]

I LOVE!

BANGCOCK

YAYEEEEE.. we are going to bangcock.lol choo dajiejie and me...... in Jan.. too bad my fren's parents dun allow.. she say we all too pretty alrdy dangerous.. nvm i will dress up like a guy.. u noe.. like tt butch in the website we saw. but (dajiejie: i think my sister has more potential) wahahaha.. serene pls help us find cheap accomo.. we wanna stay at baiyoke sky tooo hahaha.. so happy.. sth to look fwd to! so now we've gotta get a job in the dec hols.. and splurge in Jan..

BANGCOCK here we come

sidenote: may the person who stole my loves phone be subjected to serious hairloss

TING

My love Ms Lim had been telling me that I blog as if peachybitchy is mine. LOL. As such, I would make a deliberate effort not to blog as much and leave some room for the other dearest Serene Ang and Lin HuiFen whom have MIA for quite some time.

Sob* I just want to share w u. wahhaha

Ok before I move offline to stop blogging as often, hereby leave behind a last story.

Once upon a time, there lived a Princess in the faraway castle of Zion. One day upon playing by the lakeside, she met a frog prince and both uncannily became best of friends. Till then, both often met up to kill boredom together.

Words spread, and this became known to the other Princesses who mischievously disturbed the Princess about it. Rumors of a romance manifesting between a Princess and a frog spread like wild fire and it much displeased the Princess. Spoiled and stubborn, she was determined to prove all wrong. Contradictory, it was still her wish to maintain the friendship established so she remained good friends with the frog, making a point to remain that as status quo.

Her frustrations didn’t end just there, the news slowly spread to all the other royalties and the mounting teases continued. She maintained her cool and displayed a heck-care front yet secretly suppressing those annoyances. Finally, she couldn’t stand it one day so emotions exploded and she told the frog prince off, blaming him for all those remarks. Impressively, the frog prince fake ignorance and continued to invite the Princess out to play. Much as the Princess fumbled in question marks, she went ahead and slowly became ashamed of her previous accusation towards the frog. No words were ever mentioned and things just went on as usual.

This carried on for years and though the teasing never failed to stop, both became immune and couldn’t be more bothered. They pursued their own path in life and still remain as close friends.

Somehow, some day, some time, something triggered within. This feeling that slowly piles up and eventually leading to self recognition. Prior to the previous determination, faking ignorance was attempted but it grew stronger that decision was made not to be childish and just go with the heart.

Just at this point in time, the frog prince had also grown up to a charming young prince and is taking over his father’s empire. With that, he constantly traveled around and met lots of other beauties around the world.

Precisely so, the Princess never mentioned much to the Prince. Moreover, it was always an unspoken taboo between them to not mention any affairs of the heart. In her diary, the Princess once wrote:

Selfless as I thought I was, sorrow, disappointment and frustrations still set in. But truly, it doesn’t matter how I feel but his happiness. Let him chance upon the other princesses and if any caught his eyes, let them be blissful forever. For I would always be here wishing him well and loving him. This is all that I need to know.

Even though identify of the prince remained unknown, the princess did marry a loving prince many years later and like all fairy tales, lead a happy life ever after.